I’m great. How are you?

Although this isn’t an “official” update, as in I’m not going to talk about an album that allows me draw parallels to death, drug trips, or astral projection– I figured I would take a moment to present a few things to the handful of people that actually follow the adorable little deformed kitten known as Super Avant Garde Postmodernism Counterculture.  Consider this a “state of the blog” address.  Did I really just say that?  Kill me.

First, you may or may not be aware that I have given this blog a proper domain.  That domain being www.superpomo.com.  This name is fantastic because it’s short, fairly catchy, and above all else– it confuses people into thinking they are clicking a link to visit some website called “Super Porno.”  I assume this is perhaps responsible in part for some of the recent spikes in traffic.  Sadly, I can offer you no double penetrations, bukkakes, or any of the other things one might consider to be deserving of “super porno” status.  No, you’ll need to submit a photo first.  Then we’ll talk.

Second, I’m a staff contributor at Foxy Digitalis now.  So if you enjoy reading my one-hundred percent correct opinions on music then head over there for more lovin’.  The folks over at Digitalis are awesome, and if you don’t already have their site in your Google Reader or whatever you use, then you are not one of the cool kids.  Oh, you can find my reviewer page right here.  Yes, I know I am one sexy mother fucker.

Third, I’m on Twitter now.  You know, that thing that your grandmother uses to tell strange people on the internet that she just watched an episode of The Young and the Restless?  Aside from my absurdly handsome profile photo, my Twitter feed and the masturbatory microblogging there within has been known to improve lives.  In reality, I mainly just use it to rave about what I’m listening to and upload random songs.  Watch me self-promote in REAL TIME.

Lastly, if by any chance you’re an artist and you would like to send me your music so I can write about it, get in touch with me  at robert@superpomo.com.  Take a look around the site at the music I cover.  If your music tends to be experimental in nature, drone/noise/ambient, hardcore punk, black metal, or electronic, then perhaps you should get in touch with me.  If your music sounds like Nickelback, Avenged Sevenfold or any of that shit polluting the airwaves right now, do not bother contacting me.  I do not want to hear your music.  Thank you.  🙂

That wraps it up for this not-really-an-update.  I’ll be back very soon with a real update.  With music and stuff.

Love, your e-pal Robert O.

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~ by theoberlander on March 24, 2009.

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