Nastier Than Your Mother’s Vagina

 Trap Them

It’s Thursday evening, I’m drinking a six pack of Sierra Nevada, and I’m having my face repeatedly kicked by Trap Them.  The group, featuring members of Backstabbers Inc. and December Wolves, cranks out a furious crust-grind assault so fueled with rage that it will make you do things a normally sane person would never do.  Perhaps douse yourself in gasoline and light a match?  Play chicken with an 18 wheeler… without a vehicle?  Get dragged by a speeding car that you’ve glued your nutsack to?  This band is pretty rough, and their new album Sleepwell Deconstructor (which I’ve managed to only be 5 months late on) will likely leave you a bloody pulp despite its short length.

There isn’t a lot to say about this fine piece of album that isn’t already assumed.  It’s fast, it’s loud, and it’s angry.  It’s also produced by the wonderful Kurt Ballou, so everything packs one hell of a punch.  God damn do I love how the guitars sound on everything he produces.  So we’ve got tons of blastbeats punctuated by heavy crashing riffs and blood-curdling wails.  This is a dirty, filthy, just-crawled-out-of-the-fucking-gutter album that just might give you a disease when yo umake contact with it.

Well shit, time for another beer, so let’s wrap things up.  This album is at least as good as the new Pig Destroyer.  That should tell you enough right there.  Recommended.



~ by theoberlander on August 16, 2007.

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